hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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schmoyoho:

dat alien would still be better at captchas than me

schmoyoho:

dat alien would still be better at captchas than me

hulu:

Tune in, veg out with shows like Bob’s Burgers this summer on Hulu. Tina is love. Tina is bliss.

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This little guy needed a break mid-walk

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