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Dinosaurs eat pizza.

Some dinosaurs evolved away from their carnivorous origins to consume cheese pizza.

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Submarine shark eats pizza.

The existence of this legendary shark is debatable. What we do know is if submarine shark exists,   then it most certainly eats pizza.

wealleatpizza:

Submarine shark eats pizza.

The existence of this legendary shark is debatable. What we do know is if submarine shark exists,   then it most certainly eats pizza.

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Turtles eat pizza.

Like other reptiles turtles are cold-blooded. However they prefer their pizza warm.

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Blue whales eat pizza.
California blue whales rebound from whaling; first of their kin to do so.
Many have been spotted eating pizza as an act of celebration.