comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Leo Allen. Watch the full clip here

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When someone goes for the last roll of sushi.

theyallgotkilled:

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

Lmao YAAAAAS

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foodpor-n:

food-and-cake-escape:


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I
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this